Upstairs, Downstairs . . . Another Masterpiece Theatre Classic

We're getting all sentimental. The DP Chutney Collective is tossing one out to all you Anglophiles hungering for a true British chutney in the classic mode. Announcing . . . Shropshire Apple Chutney. New York State apples stewed for hours with UK-imported malt vinegar, sultanas, organic onions, Fair Trade brown sugar and loads of spices add up to a Merchant-Ivory wet dream. The only thing The Collective is missing in authenticity is constant stirring by Helen Bonhem-Carter!

Straight outta Kent, this medley of flavors is sure to delight those seeking sweet and tart. Essential to all your Ploughman's Lunches and Spring picnics, store a jar away in the hamper and see the guests drool over this thick, dark and luscious creation. Serve with ham sandwiches, cheese boards, rotisserie chickens and cold meatloaf. Just to name a few of your 1000 options.